Sean Kealey

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Straight Straws are for Losers

“During her speech, her lectern must be stocked with two water bottles and bendable straws.”

I can imagine many scenarios, but this is probably closest to the truth:

“Is this a straight straw?”

Silence

“Is this straw motherfuckin’ straight?!!”

More Silence

Sarah pounds on the lectern.
“I need BENDY straws. BENDY STRAWS!!!”

——– and SCENE.

Not only is Sarah Palin a complete and total moron, she’s also a pampered princess who can only fly first class or, get this, on a private jet which must be “Lear 60 or larger”. Take your Lear 40s and get out of my face. As Costanza would say, does Ted Danson fly on a Lear 45? No, and Sarah Palin, you ma’am, are no Ted Danson. Woman of the people… please.

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April 14th, 2010